Tuesday, June 19, 2012

If only Romney would say "yo" or "man" or "dude"

Oh, Jumping Jehosophat! It seems that there is something so contemptibly retro about Mitt Romney because he uses words like "Golly," "Gee," and "Gosh" instead of the much more modern and acceptable to John McWhorter of "yo," "man," "dude," or the apparently more admirable "you know" which Obama overuses.
Romney’s God-fearing, impersonal G-words, then, reveal him as linguistically a person of another time, in which the public mood was cooler than today’s. That can be a good thing. Even Father Coughlin would not have called an earnest young woman, or anyone else, a slut on the radio. Yet the fact remains that there are few better ways to connote the air of a mannequin in 2012 than by saying gosh with a straight face.
Yes, if only Romney said some of the other exclamations that McWhorter suggests.
A more, shall we say, vibrant translation of “Gee, I hope not” would be “Shit, I hope not,” and in “This was back, oh gosh, probably in the late ’70s,” “hell” would be substituted for the “oh gosh,” especially after a beer or two. Or, even in more buttoned-up moments, our versions of those sentences might include “Man, I hope not,” and especially for those under about 40, “Dude, I don’t know much about your faith.” Man and dude both reach out to the interlocutor seeking agreement. Man and dude are, at heart, solicitations—“You know what I mean, man/dude?”
That would be so much more desirable in a potential president. We surely don't want someone so retro as to use terms which seem out of date instead of just saying God or one of McWhorter's substitutes.

If liberals can't do better than to play MSNBC's sorts of editing games or resort to ridiculing words like "golly" in order to find ways to laugh at Romney, then he is in better shape than I would have anticipated.

3 comments:

Paul said...

So he invokes Father Coughlin....at least he didn't call Romney Hitler......

muckdog said...

My fear is that Mitt would come off all wrong trying to use phrases that just aren't him. You can't force what doesn't come naturally. If he wants to say "By golly," then he should. It's more genuine.

If he wants to show some passion, then he needs to speak about what's closest to his heart. That would be better.

equitus said...

Oh, good grief!