Dave Barry gets a colonoscopy

Dave Barry is quite hilarious as he tells of getting a colonoscopy. As someone who turned 50 not too long ago, I can so relate.

OK. You turned 50. You know you're supposed to get a colonoscopy. But you haven't. Here are your reasons:

1. You've been busy.

2. You don't have a history of cancer in your family.

3. You haven't noticed any problems.

4. You don't want a doctor to stick a tube 17,000 feet up your butt.