At least you're not this stupid

Here are some of the dumbest calls to Britain's call centers.

Caller: "Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?"


Operator: I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking about".


Caller: "In the user guide it clearly states I need to unplug the fax machine from the wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Can you give me his number?"


Operator: "I think you mean the telephone point on the wall".

*****

Caller: "I''d like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff please".


Operator: "I'm sorry, there's no listing. Is the spelling correct?"


Caller: "Well, it used to be called the Bargoed Fish Bar but the 'B fell off".