Friday, December 30, 2005

Here's an insight into Jimmy Carter's CIA from the ex-President himself in an interview with GQ Magazine (I guess Playboy was busy.)
GQ: One of the promises you made in 1976 was that if you were elected, you would look into the [UFO] reports from Roswell and see if there had been any cover-ups. Did you look into that?

Carter: Well, in a way. I became more aware of what our intelligence services were doing. There was only one instance that I'll talk about now. We had a plane go down in the Central African Republic--a twin-engine plane, small plane. And we couldn't find it. And so we oriented satellites that were going around the earth every ninety minutes to fly over that spot where we thought it might be and take photographs. We couldn't find it. So the director of the CIA came and told me that he had contacted a woman in California that claimed to have supernatural capabilities. And she went in a trance, and she wrote down latitudes and longitudes, and we sent our satellites over that latitude and longitude, and there was the plane.
Maybe, that is the whole problem today with the CIA. They don't have enough women with ESP on the payroll. If they did we wouldn't need any of that nasty NSA surveillance.