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Monday, October 17, 2005

Oh my gosh! AP has really scraped the bottom of the barrel. They now have issued a report on the contents of Karl Rove's garage. I kid you not. That's it. This is the end of journalism.
The inventory, seen from outside:

_Some cardboard file boxes stacked one on top of the other, labeled "Box 6,""Box 4" and what appears to be "Box 7." No sign of boxes 1, 2, 3 and 5.

_What appear to be paint cans stacked alongside a folded, folding chair.

_A rather large wood crate marked "FRAGILE" and painted with arrows indicating which way is up. On top of the crate, two coolers.

_A tall aluminum ladder.

_A snow shovel leaned in front of another cardboard box.
Click on the link to read the rest of the inventory.

Can Dick Cheney's basement or the closet in Donald Rumsfeld's spare bedroom be far behind?

And doesn't such an organized and neat man deserve to be indicted just for making us all look bad?

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