Bless the New York Post. They won't ignore a fun story. They consult experts to try to figure out how and why John Kerry turned orange.
Don Imus is making fun of Kerry's weird skin color today. And he's interviewing Kerry later this morning. That will be a tough interview, I'm sure.
Hugh Hewitt was having a blast yesterday on his radio show, playing the oompa loomp song as well as the music from "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown." People called in with all sorts of jokes such as "He was first white before he was orange." Or he's orange because it's a combination of yellow and red.
The Washington Times also consults experts. One expert theorizes that he got something called a Mystic tan and that it will last a week.
Poor Kerry can't win for losing. Now, the whole public conversation yesterday and probably today will be about Kerry's weird skin color. No one will pay attention to what he says. Everyone will be thinking about what type of real man uses something artificial to get a tan. Now, I bet the Bush people are hoping that there are joint shots of them together at the debate. Seeing them together will make Kerry look even more unnatural. posted by Betsy Newmark permalink 6:12 AM
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Bless the New York Post. They won't ignore a fun story. They consult experts to try to figure out how and why John Kerry turned orange.
Don Imus is making fun of Kerry's weird skin color today. And he's interviewing Kerry later this morning. That will be a tough interview, I'm sure.
Hugh Hewitt was having a blast yesterday on his radio show, playing the oompa loomp song as well as the music from "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown." People called in with all sorts of jokes such as "He was first white before he was orange." Or he's orange because it's a combination of yellow and red.
The Washington Times also consults experts. One expert theorizes that he got something called a Mystic tan and that it will last a week.
Poor Kerry can't win for losing. Now, the whole public conversation yesterday and probably today will be about Kerry's weird skin color. No one will pay attention to what he says. Everyone will be thinking about what type of real man uses something artificial to get a tan. Now, I bet the Bush people are hoping that there are joint shots of them together at the debate. Seeing them together will make Kerry look even more unnatural. posted by Betsy Newmark permalink 6:12 AM
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